As a concerned citizen of this sacred earth, I have had a calling to speak out about an important new arms race that is scaling up between the US and Iran.

We all fear the power of the nuclear weapon to decimate entire cities in a single strike. And when the decisions to use such weapons are in the hands of those who are under the unknown motivations of their uncertain interpretation of holy books we can never be sure what will happen.

And further, imagine the apocalypse when they hear a vision from their God telling them that now is the time to strike the infidel! And the whole world would wither in the resulting nuclear exchange.

We therefore must absolutely positively shut off George W. Bush’s access to these weapons. We all know he “talks with God” face to face on a regular basis. Stop the arms race and take the weapons out of the hands of the religious fundamentalists at home and abroad. Or the world shall surely perish.